Category: humour

Vous êtes invité à l’anniversaire d’une amie et vous ne savez pas quoi lui offrir… Pourquoi pas un enfant de Vincent Gallo ? Le sperme de l’acteur mégalomane aux yeux globuleux est disponible pour une insémination artificielle ou naturelle (si supplément ou affinités) pour la modique somme d’un million de dollars :

Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free. If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself. Those of you who have found this merchandise page are very well aware of Mr. Gallo’s multiple talents, but to add further insight into the value of Mr. Gallo’s sperm, aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing.

[merci John]